Neil Patel  (824 views)
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Age

19

Location

london, United Kingdom

Birthday

August 1
 
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Age

19

Birthday

August 1

Location

london, United Kingdom

 

Interests

Footbal music watchin tv

Favorite Movies

anyfin as long as der not indian coz dey long an dry alie
 

Favorite TV Shows

Well da 1ns dat cum on at 8 o'clock lol nah messin anyfin init nuttin below 998 doh mum get angry lol
 

Favorite Books

yeee AS DOH I FUCKIN READ LOL i now how 2 doh read a pizza menu coupla days bak lol
 

Favorite Quote

Wat a fuckin nob
bonerr
wag1
alie
dats bout it and me name a few of harans
chilax aka chillin out and relaxin
blid aka blad
well ders bare cant fink at da moment
 

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Oct 11, 2007 5:24 PM
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Mar 22, 2007 4:17 PM
 
Neil neil neil..tut tut..loolll this boii is too funny and baree safee! aint known for long..but we've had baree jokes....how can u expose me like dat!?!?! horribleeeee!...watch silent treatment from today!..n im not jokin!..looll..=) x
 
Feb 12, 2007 5:19 PM
Nirav says:
 
I'd like to introduce everyone to the shitest player on pro evo 6 in the Unitede Kingdom at least. He may have lost to me which is legit but he lost to his 9 year old cousin 9 times. Neil I think some training is in order............
 
Dec 10, 2006 4:44 AM
Amit says:
 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U


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send this GUN to everyone you care about!!
 
Sep 15, 2006 2:18 PM
Payal says:
 
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Sep 1, 2006 3:07 PM
 
Neillloooo...omgg....vikeshh izaa jokaa..yu begd him hahahahaha..nuff.lurvv..jai jai..xx
 
Sep 1, 2006 5:38 AM
 
omg neil ure bre sad gtn vikz to write u a testi LOL well all i can say bout neil is dat he SMELLS lol naa jus kidn he sfe met him couple weeks bk hes funny, crazi bout football and man united (god support a real team u freak) and he aint gt a fit body:P lol all in all he a sfe boi and he a good friend tke care hun nuf lov xxx
 
Aug 22, 2006 2:52 PM
 
hi u ayt darling wat u up 2 im missing u bares man u dont understand jokin my darling is cute wen he begs it wit me he made me write dis every1 as u can see below

[]\[]E[][]_ /-\K/-\ []_[][]_ G/-\[]\[]GZT/-\ !!! says:
u bes accept it
[]\[]E[][]_ /-\K/-\ []_[][]_ G/-\[]\[]GZT/-\ !!! says:
an u ave 2 ryt me 1 nw
[]\[]E[][]_ /-\K/-\ []_[][]_ G/-\[]\[]GZT/-\ !!! says:

[]\[]E[][]_ /-\K/-\ []_[][]_ G/-\[]\[]GZT/-\ !!! says:

x¤۩۞۩ ¤»»ॐ»» V1KZ: ANY1 WANT KHICDI:««ॐ««x¤ ۩۞۩¤ says:
nah
[]\[]E[][]_ /-\K/-\ []_[][]_ G/-\[]\[]GZT/-\ !!! says:
accept it blad
dis 1 is breh jokes man witout him i duno wat akash wud do dey both have got sum kind of a love bond hahaha onli messin dont get ur hopes high nunu is just a jok breh man safe me out
 
Aug 15, 2006 1:57 PM
 
hey u still wtchin 938 at nite wen every 1 goes sleep
 
Aug 4, 2006 7:54 AM
 
neillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
manisha is at my house. :D. she humpt my cat, and then ate nilams toe. and now is luking rather seductilely at my foot. shes droooling. *indain accent* vat to do? * arti says huskily*come ere neil nilam sayss she has something to give you *wink wink nudge nudge* tra laa laaaa-manisha singssss trilling at the top of his voice- yes he. she has a dick. she jus realised i think. poor niroooooool.manisha:fukin bitch let out my secret. carry on...n#bt jus dnt xpect 2 b alive 2mro mornin\1hahahahahahahaha-arti: she plans to shag me to death me thinks. oh dear. neil jumps in to save the day...tune in for next time. on the arti manisha nilam cat chow! (love u in the bucktloads neiloooo)x
 
Jul 30, 2006 2:00 AM
 
neilo u lil jka! as ur pizza cum? yes i no it bn more den 48 hours, bt my pizzaa man jus cnt seem 2 arrive at ur house in 1 piece, u gt a wild imagination so u cn gess wa happens 2 him hehe! ahhh u gimme jkz, memba wen we bord lyk shit plyin cbeebies while we on fne! lol i won!! i posted da mnost letters init! n it kept goin wel dun wel dun! den u bein so dumb got it rong n it goes try again!!! lol how dumb cn u get, n it wos a lil kiddies game aswell! hehe n we wtchin big cook lil cook! hehe sori am i exposin ur child like behaviour! hehe 2 much jkzz! den we doin da silly pranks, u hang up n tel me u gnna prank me, n me lil lyk choopid anser wit gay squeaky voice goin 'elllooooo' hehe! dat wos 2 funiii! n memba wen u controlled wen i laughed..: manisha laugh...hahahahaha (wit ma jkz luagh)lol coz u ad da recordin on ur fne u dumboo! lol stop play stop play stop play! hehehe! n dt mde me lauf at my own lauf if dt mkes sense lol!atleest now i gt 2 ryt dwn da propa story of wa hapend! lol other 1 wos rushed!bt still neiloo u gimme 2 much jkzz!hope u havin fun wit ur lil magic straws!! lol getin all xcited ova it syin ma mummyy gettin me choco straws! oooooooooooooooooo!!!hehe yh yh i no im jus jelus u lil kid!oiii n stop provokin ma choro 2 do fings! he a gud boi, n u jus provoke him all da tym!!! hehe lyk he ur entertainment service or sutin! lol beach wos jkzz init!mayb we plyin vollleyball in wata n dat lil boi cums joins in n we tryna get rid of himm lolllll! jkzzz ooo wowww dis long! u beta appreciate all dis effort yhh! or i beet u up...nah even beta den dt i get niral 2 beet u up !!! lol he luvs me mor!! u cn hav him onweekends n bank holidays....deal or no deal??? lol dat wos funiii u crack! neways sty dafuni jkz guy u r!we da oakington manor children aliee!singin dem tuness!lol memba at funfair wen u herd da song n me stndin der singin n u recordin lollll jkaa! oh yhh i ows in da middle of ssyin bye init..BYEEEEEEEEE!!!hope u ad ufn reedin it!tc ma lil star:D:D nuff luv munchyy! xXx ( i will update da nxt jkz we hav!)
 
Jul 26, 2006 7:19 AM
 
ahhhh omg dat wos da most jkz convo eva lol hehe pizzza tym! hope u gt ur pizza neil!! u dnt even no how many places u ordered 4rm! lol hehe mke me lauf soo much! we plyin cbeebies gmaes i wonnnn!! lol hehe my letters all delivered! ehe neways me update u soon homie!me gnna eat! lyk fatty!hav fun wit ur lil strawss u lil babyy! its magiicccc!! loll tc lil wun! gt ma orange minz soon so i ring u , HACCCCCHHHTUUUU! tc :d my lil star xxx
 
Jul 22, 2006 3:39 PM
 
lie lie lieeeeeee ure intrests.. ( not porno) hrmmmm thats nt wt u told me 2day! loll u bitch dawg u watch porn! hai hai chockro... n btw TUBBY TIGGA rules.... muhuahahaha
 
 

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